I went shopping at the Alderwood mall today. I thought I’d share with you all what I bought. And since list format is the easiest way, here it is:

1. a brown tank that says “Made in the 80’s”

2. a light blue t-shirt

3. a light pink t-shirt

4. some tortoise shell framed sunglasses

5. a turquoise American Eagle zip-up hoodie

6. a brown, white, and pink striped tankini

And now I don’t have any money.