welcome to Canada
it’s the maple leaf state
Canada, oh Canada
it’s great
there people are nice and
they speak french too
if you don’t like it man–you sniff glue
the great white north
their kilts are plaid
hosers take off
it’s not half bad

i want to be
where yacks can run free
where royal mounties
can harass me

let’s go to Canada
let’s leave today
Canada, oh Canada
i s’il vous plait

they’ve got trees and mooses and sled dogs
lots of lumber and lumber jacks and logs
people think its kind of a drag
that you have to go there
to get milk in a bag
they say “eh?” instead of “what?” or “duh!”
that’s the mighty power of Canada

i want to be where lemmings run into the sea
where the marmosets can
attack me

lets go to Canada
lets leave today
Canada, oh Canada
i s’il vous plait
lets go to Canada
lets leave today
Canada, oh Canada
i s’il vous plait

will you please explain to me
how this all has come to be
we forgot to mention something here
did we say that William Shatner
is a native citizen
and slurpies made from venison
that’s deer

lets go to Canada
lets leave today
Canada, oh Canada
i s’il vous plait
lets go to Canada
lets leave today
Canada, oh Canada
i a’il vous plait

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