My grandpa’s puppies were born tonight! OK, they’re not exactly his puppies, but he really has his heart set on buying a female Border Collie puppy (or two). My grandma doesn’t want any dogs. Who’s gonna win? (Grandpa, eventually.)

So, we were talking about names for the puppy. Grandpa wants its name to be one syllable long. Kelsey suggested “Emma,” so he can call her “Em.” He likes it. I like it. We’re all happy… except Grandma.

Now, I’m thinking, if they do happen to get two puppies (which is highly doubtful) they can call the other one “Jazz.” Jazz and Emma. Perfect.